lab
10:12 Thu Nov 12
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With the same hand ?
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mallard
10:07 Thu Nov 12
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Never tried it myself, but heard there is a method of fingering your arse whilst wanking
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Romfordboy
9:56 Thu Nov 12
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*** walks into sexual thread sees debs and nurse in here walks out satisfied ***
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Pancho
9:46 Thu Nov 12
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Debs straight into a cyber related wanking thread.
Shocker.
Like a menopausal pigeon on a saggy chip.
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Darlo Debs
9:21 Thu Nov 12
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If that works for you Mike
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Nurse Ratched
9:19 Thu Nov 12
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Bruce Jenner = Barbara.
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Takashi Miike
9:18 Thu Nov 12
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dirty toes?
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Darlo Debs
9:17 Thu Nov 12
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Get someone with the DTs to jerk you off?
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WHOicidal Maniac
9:16 Thu Nov 12
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Reply Nurse Ratched 9:09 Thu Nov 12
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I know...Good weren't it :)
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Nurse Ratched
9:09 Thu Nov 12
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It was so warped.
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WHOicidal Maniac
9:08 Thu Nov 12
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Nurse Ratched 8:57 Thu Nov 12
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One of the best things on TV ever.
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Hammer and Pickle
9:04 Thu Nov 12
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My favourite Star Wars onanisms are:
going into delight speed
and
caught in the Death Star's tractor beam.
and yes, I have kissed a girl.
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Son of Anarchy
8:59 Thu Nov 12
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conducting yourself in the solo symphany
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Nurse Ratched
8:57 Thu Nov 12
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Since I saw The League of Gentlemen, whenever I see the word 'masturbate' I can't help reading it with the voice and accent of Harvey Denton.
"While the wee wife's away just a few words on the subject of onanism. In this house, we don't maaarrsturbate. It's not a particularly pleasant thing to do, especially with two young girls running around now is it? I would hate to imagine either Chloe or Radcliffe, tearing down the stairs first thing in the morning, only to find you, hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist!"
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Roby
8:44 Thu Nov 12
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Hang yourself off the back of a door like poor old Hutchence.
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Eerie Descent
8:44 Thu Nov 12
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young woody 8:39 Thu Nov 12
I thought she was a worldy, son?
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Eerie Descent
8:44 Thu Nov 12
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Bend down, put your cock between your ankles, rock back and forth.
Thank me in about 30 seconds.
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young woody
8:39 Thu Nov 12
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I get my dog to do it
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TeVaz
8:37 Thu Nov 12
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Smoking a spliff while doing it .
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Takashi Miike
5:34 Thu Nov 12
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grumps, that was one rough wank if you broke two fingers
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Yorkammer
5:32 Thu Nov 12
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Jack's mum's hand works best for me
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